Obligatory End of Year Post, 2015

December 31, 2015 Nachonomics

“STURBRIDGE (CBS) – Police say a Sturbridge man slashed the tires of another man’s car before vandalizing it with nacho cheese and jalapeno peppers.”

Now that's some of the best nacho news you will hear this year, and happened about 20 minutes from where I live, but it's not the only things of nacho note that occurred in 2015. There was also...

A NACHOPROVICON!

Day One - Day Two - Day Three - Day Four

A SAMPLING OF LONDON'S FINEST NACHOS!

Part One - Part Two - Part Three

NUMEROUS NACHO ESSAYS BOTH INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING!

Nope, Nachos are not Fundamentally Flawed - The Rise of Seattle's Totchos - There is Such a Thing as Nacho Cheese

HAD A GREAT NACHO MEETUP!

RELEASED A SECOND BOOK ON NACHOS!

MADE A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL THAT ALMOST AIRED!

ATE SOME PORK RIND NACHOS! DON'T EAT PORK RIND NACHOS!

Yes indeed, it was quite a damn-jam-packed year of nachos. Will 2016 be even better? Who can say?

Me. I can say. And I say that it will.

T'was The Nacho Before Christmas

December 25, 2015 Nachonomics

While you're all off enjoying the family events and probably having the day off, we here at Nachonomics would like to extend an extra special holiday gift to you in the form of what will undoubtedly be a new timeless Christmas classic you can tell your children, and them their children, and so on. So with the Merriest of Christmases, and Happiest of Crimbos, we present you our timeless nacho classic "T'was The Nacho Before Christmas".

2015 Nacho Gift Guide

December 15, 2015 Nachonomics

You thought you learned last year to not wait until the last minute to get your christmas shopping for the nacho lover in your life done. You didn’t. Now you’re scrambling around AGAIN, trying to debate what you should get other than a Taco Bell gift certificate. Well don’t worry, I’m here to pull your ass out of the fire AGAIN.

When you want to melt cheese on a grill but are worried about it falling through the grating into the depths of your grill itself, there is now this handy cheese melting product! Also there is this even handier cheese melter for those who don’t even have a grill! The future is now!

Cuisinart CNP-177 Non-Stick Nacho Grilling Platter

$15.62

Buy on Amazon

If you remember a few years back we had the $50 Williams-Sonoma version of this pan, technology has improved so over the past two years until now the same item can be sold for a mear $16! What a deal!

Loungefly Assorted Super Cute Rubber Keycap -- Many Different Styles To Choose From!, Nachos

$8.95

Buy on Amazon

Sorry boys, this one is for LADIES ONLY! Why is it ladies only? Is it because it requires a certain set of genitalia to operate? Nope, it’s because we live in a sexist world! I know I would personally be proud to have one of these on my key to my secret nacho laboratory. Buy your own and challenge gender norms!

Inktastic Unisex Baby Nacho Baby Infant Creeper 18 Months Navy Blue

$16.99

Buy on Amazon

Did you or a loved one gestate a human inside you since last Christmas? Well worry not if you were worried about what you might cloth them in! It’s also a handy way for someone who likes terrible puns to realize that if they grab a baby at random and it turns out to be yours and they are wearing this that nope, this is not their baby.

Nachos and Cheese Fake Food Fridge Magnet

$22.00

Buy on Amazon

If you need some magnets for your fridge and your real estate agent or bank doesn’t send you one every year AND you are a fan of disgusting concession nachos, here are the magnets for you!

Lastly, for all those you don’t feel are living their lives the nacho way comes Nachos and You. Honestly I don’t believe there is a more in depth nacho book out there than this for the nacho lover who has everything else nacho related that exists. Or you can get this book with a sweet shirt and other phat loot!

So there you go, another Christmas saved by nachos. You are welcome.

Review: El Camion - Rule Chiptania, Part 3.

December 5, 2015 Derek Sotak

There comes a time in every man’s journey to a foreign country with the purpose of eating nachos when he realizes that he is going to eat his last nacho. It’s a very important time in a human’s life, and makes one wonder what started the grand journey of worldwide nacho consumption; where it would end, and where it all began. For me, it was with a single tweet.

ONE DAY LEFT OF NACHO DEALS BEFORE KRAMPUS STEALS THEM AWAY!

December 4, 2015 Nachonomics

We all know that the evening of December 5th heralds Krampusnacht, the night that Krampus strolls the land stealing away bad children to take them off to hell. But do you know what else he is stealing off? THE CRAZY DEALS HAPPENING IN OUR STORE! That's right, 12/5 will be the last day you can make off with these steals of deals before next year, so if you want any to stuff your stockings you better pick them up while you still can!