You thought you learned last year to not wait until the last minute to get your christmas shopping for the nacho lover in your life done. You didn’t. Now you’re scrambling around AGAIN, trying to debate what you should get other than a Taco Bell gift certificate. Well don’t worry, I’m here to pull your ass out of the fire AGAIN.
When you want to melt cheese on a grill but are worried about it falling through the grating into the depths of your grill itself, there is now this handy cheese melting product! Also there is this even handier cheese melter for those who don’t even have a grill! The future is now!
If you remember a few years back we had the $50 Williams-Sonoma version of this pan, technology has improved so over the past two years until now the same item can be sold for a mear $16! What a deal!
Sorry boys, this one is for LADIES ONLY! Why is it ladies only? Is it because it requires a certain set of genitalia to operate? Nope, it’s because we live in a sexist world! I know I would personally be proud to have one of these on my key to my secret nacho laboratory. Buy your own and challenge gender norms!
Did you or a loved one gestate a human inside you since last Christmas? Well worry not if you were worried about what you might cloth them in! It’s also a handy way for someone who likes terrible puns to realize that if they grab a baby at random and it turns out to be yours and they are wearing this that nope, this is not their baby.
If you need some magnets for your fridge and your real estate agent or bank doesn’t send you one every year AND you are a fan of disgusting concession nachos, here are the magnets for you!
Lastly, for all those you don’t feel are living their lives the nacho way comes Nachos and You. Honestly I don’t believe there is a more in depth nacho book out there than this for the nacho lover who has everything else nacho related that exists. Or you can get this book with a sweet shirt and other phat loot!
So there you go, another Christmas saved by nachos. You are welcome.
