You all know us here at Nachonomics, totally awesome individuals with our queso covered thumbs on the pulse of the nation. And it is because of that we’re going to be super cool and instead of starting a Keto diet in October (Ke-tober if you will) like everyone else, we’re doing it in January (Keto-ary I guess?) like everyone lame that diets in January. “But,” you say, “WTF do we care about your dietary habits? I thought you survive solely on nachos and the dew that can be found in the morning on jalapeno pepper plants?” Sadly no, and while it’s fun to say that your blood is mostly queso from your nacho consumption, that is not a joke your doctor will find hilarious. So here we are, totally doing this to shove it in our dumb doctor’s face.

Bad news, nachos in their current state are not Keto. Does that mean we’re out of a job? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH RIVAL NACHO SITES, WE AIN’T DYING THAT EASILY! No, instead that means that we can encourage you to make “keto nachos”, where the chips are made out of cheese. We didn’t even think such a thing as that was even possible, yet here we are, and with multiple options. So tell us, which is your favorite?

And don't worry, everyone agrees that Keto is a completely unsustainable diet, so we'll be done with this and back to good old tortilla chips soon enough, with an order of tortilla chips on the side as well to double down on it.