"BEAVER TOWNSHIP, OH -- An Ohio woman caught soliciting sex had an odd request, according to police in Beaver Township... According to police, Hotlosz was "very adamant about getting the nachos," and asked the officer several times if he had them, as well as any cash."
Now that's some of the best nacho news you will hear this year, especially if you happen to live in Beaver Township OH, but it's not the only things of nacho note that occurred in 2016. There was also...
"RECIPES FROM THE NACHONOMICON" WAS RELEASED!
NACHONOMICS WAS FEATURED AT SUNDANCE!
A SAMPLING OF FINE NACHOS!
A SAMPLING OF NOT FINE NACHOS!
NUMEROUS NACHO ESSAYS BOTH INFORMATIVE AND ENTERTAINING!
Nachos in the 70's - Cazu Marzu: The Most Dangerous Cheese on the Planet
Yes indeed, it was quite a damn-jam-packed year of nachos. Will 2017 be even better? Who can say?
Me. I can say. And I say that it will.