Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one lined in nachos and it led me to Nachonomics. I do sometimes wonder though what would have happened if I took that other road to making a website, which was also lined in nachos coincidentally, and now I have an answer; the site would have been I Enjoy Nachos.
Prior to I Enjoy Nachos I knew so very little about Philly, other than it’s always sunny there, they have the Mutter Museum, and that their sports fans are legendarily out of their goddamn minds. Unbeknownst to me, that city with that bell also has a rich history of, well, history, and nachos, not all of which are covered in steak and cheese. Check out these babies:
As you can see, I Enjoy Nachos is a zen koan topped with just the right amount of cheese. A fortune cookie with jalapenos. An inspirational poster your aunt posted to the walls of everyone’s Facebook with a warning that if you don’t post it on your friend’s walls in three hours you won’t be #blessed, broiled in an oven and served piping hot to you and your loved ones when you’ve gone out to eat and really just want some good nachos. I Enjoy Nachos is how I would write if I could write like that, which I can’t do, so you’ll have to just check them out instead if that’s more your cup of tea in that specific area. Perhaps one day all nacho related websites will be brought together under one glorious Nacho News Network Banner and the internet will truly have reached a nacho singularity, but until then though, if you plan on going to Philly, or just enjoying nachos in general, check out I Enjoy Nachos for your nacho needs.