"The Rusty Hammer" sounds like a sexual position that would probably prevent you from eating nachos for quite some time...
Read MorePlay With Your Food: The Kingdom of Loathing
There is a little game I have been playing pretty much on and off for the past 10 years (in fact 10 years, one month, and 6 days) by the name of The Kingdom of Loathing. Have you ever wanted to be a Seal Clubber? How about a Pastamancer? What about an Accordion Thief? A Radish Dancer? Well you can’t be that, but the first three you totally can, because in The Kingdom of Loathing an Adventurer is You! As today marks the retirement of one of the game’s long time writers I feel it a fitting to address the nachos in one of the internet’s longest running free-to-play browser-based multiplayer role-playing games.
Read MoreNATIONAL NACHO DAY 2014
While you should consume a few margaritas with your nachos today, it being NATIONAL NACHO DAY and all, perhaps you don't want to drink as many as this lady. I don't think I've ever heard this many nacho puns in one video, but at the same time I don't think I've ever seen as many jargaritas consumed in one video as this either.
In America there is no more holy a day of the nacho year than NATIONAL NACHO DAY, much like Christmas. Some might say INTERNATIONAL NACHO DAY, the Easter to NND's Christmas, is truly a more holy, but people are always going to argue when it comes to religion. What there is nothing to argue about however is our upcoming book, The Field Guide to Nachos, by author Rexroth Chalmers and edited by yours truly, soon available for ordering.
So enjoy your nachos and jargaritas responsibly and have a fantastic NATIONAL NACHO DAY!
Merchandise: "Bienvenidos a Piedras Negras" Post Cards
Remember that time your (Insert someone you know) went to the lovely Mexican town of Piedras Negras (Nickname: The Safe Border) and they didn't send you a post card? Sure, they said they were too busy visiting El Santuario de Nuestra Senora de Guadalupe or El Serpentario Lucha Iglesia, but you know it's just that they didn't care about you. Now you could cry about it, or you could buy this 5 pack collection of Piedras Negras Post Cards known colloquially as the "Hand of Glory". Send them out to people you know that would actually send you a post card in return, not that jerk that didn't. GET THEM RIGHT HERE!
Octchober: Chipbomination
Every now and then either by evolution or a fluke in genetics there is created an aberration. Sometimes it’s a two headed snake, sometimes a cat with extra eyes, sometimes an eight legged cow. Sometimes though, just sometimes it is an absolute abomination, and sometimes that abomination is made out of chips. Sometimes there are CHIPBOMINATIONS
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