Now I'm not one to urinate on food, but that's only because I've evolved from a monkey into a human being. However, even if I were a monkey there would be one food that would forever remain urine free, and that's nachos. Sadly Taco Bell employee Cameron Jankowski thought otherwise and got himself into a bit of trouble by taking a picture of himself peeing on a Nacho Bell Grande. Yes folks, nachos have a new enemy number one, displacing Concession Nacho creator Frank Liberto for that dubious honor.

Listen, I can’t deny it, we talk some smack about a lot of non-nacho foods here. It’s nothing personal to them, but this is Nachonomics, and in that fight, we’ve always got nachos’ back. However nobody can eat nachos every day, at least not if you want to maintain a reasonable BMI, so you’ve got to branch out every now and then.

Shameless post film tie ins? Yes please. While I went and saw The Dark Knight Rises last night, perhaps when you are seeing it today you will have an order of nachos with you. If so, don’t worry about having to share, Batman doesn’t want them.