Now I'm not one to urinate on food, but that's only because I've evolved from a monkey into a human being. However, even if I were a monkey there would be one food that would forever remain urine free, and that's nachos. Sadly Taco Bell employee Cameron Jankowski thought otherwise and got himself into a bit of trouble by taking a picture of himself peeing on a Nacho Bell Grande. Yes folks, nachos have a new enemy number one, displacing Concession Nacho creator Frank Liberto (Not to be confused with the completely made up satire/parody Gentleman Frank Liberto, who is a creature who has existed since the dawn of time and loves nacho cheese) for that dubious honor.
I’d call for nacho vengeance to be taken, but the fact that Anonymous are on it already is better than anything I could have hoped for. Nachos may have a new enemy, but they now also have a new hero. Bless you Anonymous, bless you.