I'm a man who loves nachos, but there comes a time when a man can love nachos too much, INTIMATELY even. The result is nine months later a Nacho-Human hybrid emerges, and it's an abomination. Well played Orbit, well played at creating something so heinous that even I must turn away in disgust. Sure, it's what I would expect from Concession Nachos, but it just sitting there, gloppily consuming parts of itself, is beyond the pale.
