During Christmas you thought up ahead and stocked up on bags of chips from whatever company makes red and green ones for the holiday. You were worried you'd have to go for some dark orange chips and say that they were red, but you were prepared. You've slowly been eating the green chips out of the bag, leaving only red ones for that special day with that special someone. You set your oven to broil and arrange the red chips into a heart, knowing that your special human will see it as both a sign of your love and a sign of your impending mortality via coronary issues thanks to eating too many nachos. You carefully place the cheese and jalapenos so as to not lose the the shape of the heart, but to also make sure that the fact that these ARE nachos is not forgotten, and place them in the oven. Your loved one arrives just as they finish cooking and the two of you sit down with a bottle of tequila and a bouquet of roses, eating, drinking, and making love for hours. This is true love. Happy Valentine's Day.