Oh no, it's the 15th, and you haven't gotten the nacho lover in your life any sweet ass nacho gifts this year because you thought you were so cool and were going to buy everything way ahead of time, but then life got in the way and you forgot all about it and now there are just barely 9 shopping days left until the big day and you don't know what to do and you're worried your nacho lover will hate you forever because you didn't get them anything and they'll become instead your nacho hater because you are some kind of horrible monster who knew that Christmas was a thing that happens the same time every year and yet you still forgot the one thing that defines them, i.e. nachos, and you might as well just give up on life forever! Don't give up on life, check out our yearly guide of awesome nacho stuff you can still get to avoid alienation and horrible monstertude.
Have you ever felt the wheel of cheese you normally eat straight off of could maybe be consumed in a marginally fancier way? Well now it can! With the Swissmar Girolle Cheese Scraper you can practically turn your cheese to Chantilly lace, only this kind won't have to connotation of dying in a horrible plane crash that neither Lynyrd Skynyrd nor the Bar-Kay's learned from!
Have you ever needed a child fairy dressed as a cowboy suggestively sticking their butt out while holding either some gigantic nachos or nachos proportional to the size of what a fairy is? Unless you also collect Hummel figurines you probably don't, but who wouldn't want this cheeky cherub making anyone who views it feel uncomfortable? Did you know the Cherubim were actually a class or warrior angels and not the cute little Cupid looking things? The more you know! But also know that this little guy from the "My Kitchen Fairies" series is hard to come by, but is available here on Etsy, which is strange because I don't think you're supposed to be selling things that you don't personally make on Etsy, or for way more expensive on Amazon. It's a collector's item I guess? What a deal!
Do you have a cat or small dog? Do you want them to like nachos as much as you do? Well, now you can get some nachos fit for the finest small pet! How small? Looks like one who would like a toy that is somewhat smaller than the size of an Xfinity remote control. it's been awhile since I've had a cat, but he was super awesome and you know I would have gotten him dozens of these and made a plate of fake nachos to put him on top of for all the photo opportunities! Don't you wish you could do the same thing? Watch out though, the catnip these things come stuffed with is apparently SUPER strong.
Oh wait, do you need your nacho lover clothing, reading material, something that allows them to send someone mail, and a sticker? Well, we have the gift for you! Priced to move (I need these out of my closet so I can put actual clothes in them) pick these bad boys up while you still can!
That's it folks, providing you're not trying to buy someone more than 4 nacho related things this you you are totally covered. If you are however, let me suggest that even the most adamant nacho lover in your life probably would like something that is not nacho related as well, so, you know, branch out a bit.
