This time of year I get a lot of people coming up to me asking, "What do I get someone who loves nachos but already has everything nacho related that's out there, AND the things you listed earlier on your Nacho Gift Guide: PART ONE?" Well ask no longer the below list should have you covered.
Wait, how did these fantastic shirts end up on this list? Is it because they're fantastic and clothing any human should own? Since those are true facts, I would have to say yes.
Your personal chip preference is of course up to you, but I do like me some Santitas. You can probably get a bag of them in your local grocery establishment for $2, or get them shipped right to your door for around $3 when you buy 10.
The hottest nacho cheese sauce in all the land. They also are the only folks I’ve seen who make a ghost pepper salsa as well. When your regular nachos just aren’t spicy enough, Mrs. Renfro will help you out. Help you out in a SCARY HOT way.
FOR THE KITCHEN
I’ve got to say, making nachos on the grill is hella delicious, and if you’re going to do so you might as well go big with a grill tray. Or you could just get some aluminum foil and save yourself $49.95.
You can make your own chips using this bad boy!
FOR THE RICH
If you’re one of the 1% and have a love of nachos equal to your millions, firstly you should hire me at a fantastic salary to make nacho knowledge my main priority in life, and secondly you should buy one of these so your chip base will always be nice and toasty.
What’s cooler that a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon sign hanging in the window of your frat house? A nacho sign, even though the picture looks more like a weird soup than a plate of nachos.
So there you have it, any of these gifts a true nacho fan would be overwhelmed to receive. And when they’re shouting with joy and proclaiming loudly how you are the best whatever relation you have to them ever, just remember how ol' Nachonomics got your back.