Another roundup, another chance for the boys to recommend a bunch of movies. Barbarian, that's the film you should see. Look how easy that was? Oh yeah, they also talk about Scream (2022), Predator 2, Glorious, Extraordinary Tales, and Don’t Worry Darling, but Barbarian, that’s the chef’s kiss.
Episode 271 - Pred-Heads 3: Prey (2022)
If you were looking for a review of 2022’s Prey that wasn’t just a bunch of sexist BS, the gang has you covered today! This isn’t to say there aren’t other problems they’re going to talk about, like how the marketing would have been better if it wasn’t shown as a Predator film, or as a God of War knock-off where Amber Midthunder fights a 500-foot tall alien, but what can you do. Grab your faithful pup and listen along.
Episode 270 - Pred-Heads 2: Predators (2010)
The gang gets to the juicy meat of the Predator franchise sandwich (If you don’t count the AvP films) with 2010’s Predators. Featuring 2 Oscar winners and a murder’s row of not quite yet famous supporting cast, it’s a shame the Predators are so unimpressive. At least you’ve got Danny Trejo.
Episode 269 - Pred-Heads 1: Nomads (1986)
The boys, their thumbs always on the pulse of the horror zeitgeist, spend the month looking at all things Predator related, beginning with a fairly tangential one. In 1986, a young Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he was watching a movie about the Sega Genesis portable game system, but was actually the film debut of John McTiernan. Schwarzenegger was so blown away that he demanded Fox hire him to direct Predator the following year. Good idea? You decide.
Episode 268 - 2022 NecronomiCon Roundup
After three years away the gang returns to the Lovecraftian holy land of Providence, Rhode Island for another NECRONOMICON. The food, the fans, the firewater, the fun, it’s the Oscars of weird fiction. Well, probably closer to the Tonys, but what can you do. Talk about it, that’s what you can, and what we, do.
Episode 267 - Slaxx (2020)
It has come to this, a horror movie about a killer pair of pants. And we had to watch it thanks to ol’ JR. Give this one a listen, then let him know your opinions. I wash my hands.
Episode 266 - We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)
Step aside Cinnamons and Slendermans, there's a new online challenge/creepypasta in town! 2021's "We're All Going to the World's Fair" is an online game all the cool kids are playing, and has separated the critics and audiences score by 90% to 32%. Even Momo has a less divisive score than that, but listen to see what the gang thinks.
Episode 265 - Come True (2020)
Listeners, for you a review of Come True (2020) to decide if you should view. Damn this film for not coming out in 2022 to extend the rhyme. Sleep studies, vampire teeth, shadow men, but no genies, it’s not that kind of “come true” film.
Episode 264 - Altered States (1980)
Collect your Epsom salts and get your sensory-deprivation tanks ready, the gang drops a few tabs of what the kids on the street call “Altered States” before this episode. Whether this 1980’s film is getting a critical reappraisal, or people are just posting more pictures of 7-eyed goats, is uncertain, but it is at least warning us of the dangers of devolving into monkey men or space worm babies. Give it a listen to feel like you’re being harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving God.
Episode 263 - Rob Zombie's 'The Munsters' Trailer
Robert Bartleh Cummings, a.k.a. Rob Zombie, has just released the trailer for his upcoming adaptation of 'The Munsters'. Whether you love or hate Rob Zombie or The Munsters, one thing can be agreed on: it looks like this was shot on a potato instead of a camera made this century. It ain't his usual rednecksploitation, but can this be anything other than a passion project boondoggle? Take a ride in the Dragula with us and find out.
Episode 262 - Why Don't I Love "Ash vs Evil Dead"?
You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger Evil Dead/Army of Darkness/Ash Williams fan than ol’ Derek, so why does JR like "Ash vs Evil Dead" more than him? The gang sits a spell to discuss the franchise as a whole. Yeah yeah, it's groovy alright.
Episode 261 - Live from New York, it's a Roundup! Part 2
As previously mentioned; JR, sound levels, not checked, another fantastic live episode recording! The gang gets right down to business with Mad God, Offseason, and The Cursed, as well as chatting a bit about The Brothers Quay and Butt Boy. Hey, remember when they released a genre movie called "Butt Boy", but it was actually a quality film? 2019 was a crazy time alright.
Episode 260 - Live from New York, it's a Roundup! Part 1
Sometimes you go to visit JR and record a live episode where you trust him to check the sound levels before you record… and then there's this time! Hear about some movies, and more importantly, how to respond when a young man on the bus asks your blood type. You better hope you don’t have the psychic vampire kind.
Episode 259 - Nothing But Blackened Teeth, Part 2
The gang finishes up "Nothing But Blackened Teeth" and it continues to not be a book about ohaguro. It does continue to be a story about a bunch of rich a-holes in a haunted Japanese mansion, so look forward to their continuing stupid escapades. You'll laugh like you heard the joke that killed God!
Episode 258 - Nothing But Blackened Teeth, Part 1
Nope, it’s not a how to book on the art of ohaguro, just a story of a bunch of rich a-holes shacked up in a haunted Japanese mansion. The gang reads the first half of “Nothing But Blackened Teeth” and are marveled by prose so purple even Lovecraft would say to tone it down a little. Derek also educates JR on Kappas, but neglects to mention their love of mythical anus organs. Japanese mythology folks!
Episode 257 - All The Moons (2020)
How many moons is too many moons? If you’re an immortal vampire, the 2020 Basque language film Ilargi Guztiak (known to you as All The Moons) says the answer is about 75 years worth. Learn a bit about the culture of the Basque region with the boys as they have a little garlic soup, join a secret culinary society, and enjoy this interesting take on the vampire story.
Episode 256 - Extra Ordinary (2019)
To quote the film, “It ain’t extraordinary, it’s Extra Ordinary.” Saying that it is “Extra Ordinary” is more of a sleight than this 2019 horror-comedy deserves, but also “extraordinary” is too much praise. How much does it deserve? Come to find out, but stay for the hot McGruber talk!
Episode 255 - The Spine of Night (2021)
It’s simple, you eat the blue flower, you get some magic or knowledge or something, you turn into a God Emperor. What’s hard to understand about that? 2021’s animated film The Spine of Night will remind you of the bitchin’ mural on the side of your uncle’s van, but with the rotoscoping magic of a Ralph Bakshi movie. But is this more akin to a Heavy Metal, or a Heavy Metal 2000?
Episode 254 - The Night House (2020)
Not too many of us can build a house on our own, but how many of us can build a REVERSE house? Maybe that's a Night House? The film isn't entirely clear on this, but what is clear is the gang's opinion on this critically acclaimed flop. Dare you pay the property taxes on The Night House? It's a lake property so it's going to be pricey...
Classic THoNaH: Episode 93 - The Black Spider, Part 2
Back with a new episode next week, but until then there is more black spider. How much more? More than you can spill a bowl of wedding soup on while a spider lights your head on fire. And you thought a 200 year old book would be boring.