Due to unforeseen circumstances no new episode this week, however we bring this classic back to mooch off the announcement of the upcoming The Black Spider movie. This isn't even a Sony/Marvel spinoff Venom film either!
Episode 253 - Relic v. The Relic, Part 2: The Relic (1997)
Closing arguments in the case of Relic v. The Relic. When a giant brain eating monster takes the stand you better pay attention, and the gang breaks down what surprisingly still holds up from a movie from the 90's. Do they act like a "latte" is an insane thing to drink? Sure, but you come for the Stan Winston creatures, not the nostalgia.
Episode 252 - Relic v. The Relic, Part 1: Relic (2020)
In one of the greatest debates in film history, the gang sits down to get to the bottom of the case of Relic v. The Relic and declare an indisputable winner. Will an Australian grandmother covered in black mold take home the trophy, or will it go to the 15 foot long Gecko/Tiger/Beetle monster? 2020's Relic takes the stand today, and the revelations are shocking.
Episode 251 - 250th Episode Omphaloskepsis Spectacular, Part 2
The omphaloskepsis continues (and ends) as the gang looks back on another hundred episodes of horror. They laugh, they cry, they drink some beverages. Here's to another 250, despite your protestations and lamentations.
Episode 250 - 250th Episode Omphaloskepsis Spectacular, Part 1
Man, did you ever think we'd make it to 250 episodes? I don't know why you'd doubt it, because when you put out an episode almost every week for 5 years it happens naturally. Some might say that looking back at our earlier episodes is an exercise in navel gazing, but we prefer to call it omphaloskepsis, thank you very much.
Episode 249 - What We Talk About When We Talk About Slashers
Do you watch slashers for the kills, or to relate to the characters? In case you don't think the gang has covered enough slashing on the show yet, here's another 20 minutes of talk about the genre as a whole. We heard you liked slashers, so we put some slashers in your slashers.
Episode 248 - Slashers 7: Prevenge (2016)
Most serial killings end with a death, but what if all it took to stop one was… a birth? If David Berkowitz was told to kill people by an unborn baby instead of a dog, you’d have something like the 2016 dark comedy slasher Prevenge. Actually, if Spike Lee had made Summer of Sam as a comedy starring a pregnant lady set in England he probably wouldn’t have been nominated for “Worst Supporting Actor” at the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards.
Episode 247 - Slashers 6: The Last Matinee (2020)
A lot of folks have been avoiding going to the theater recently, not because of covid, but because of the throat slitting slashers. The gang buys a ticket for the 2020 South American Giallo/Slasher “The Last Matinee,” and let’s just say their wallets weren’t the only thing gouged. Think less “Blood and Black Lace” and more “Blood and Butter Popcorn” as the vibe. Did your hosts spring for the extra large with extra butter? You know they did.
Episode 246 - Slashers 5: Tragedy Girls (2017)
The slashing continues with a film that asks, “What if there was a slasher movie, but the slashers were… girls…” Tragedy Girls is exactly that, and doesn’t even contain the cringy Diablo Codyesque dialogue you might expect of a dark teen film like this. Is it dark satire? Well, that depends on your tolerance to the definition of “satire” I suppose.
Episode 245 - Slashers 4: Cherry Falls (2000)
Sharpen your knives, the boys are back on a slasher kick. This week’s entry, the never theatrically released (back when that meant something) Cherry Falls. Is it a sexually independent youths film with a slasher? Is it a slasher movie where everyone on screen is DTF every other character, including blood relatives? Or is it just a illogical mess? And what’s up with that giraffe tattoo? Listen and find out!
Episode 244 - Classic Monster Metaphors
Monsters. Metaphors. Mishigas? The boys break down the metaphors that classic monsters are supposed to represent, and provide modernized/better examples of them. You’ll never believe what JR thinks the aliens from ‘This Island Earth’ mean!
Episode 243 - Can they make a good Resident Evil movie?
Resident Evil. Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Resident Evil: Extinction. Resident Evil: Afterlife. Resident Evil: Retribution. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. Each worse than the one before it, but what if a good Resident Evil movie was made?Resident Evil. Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Resident Evil: Extinction. Resident Evil: Afterlife. Resident Evil: Retribution. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. Each worse than the one before it, but what if a good Resident Evil movie was made?
Episode 242 - Horror Roundup, February 2022, Part 2
Sans Mai Tai’s, the boys round up some more horror in another episode. Nightmare Alley, Brand New Cherry Flavor, Hellbound, Antlers, No One Gets Out Alive, and House. That last one is the movie with the scary cat face on the poster, not the zombie hand ringing a doorbell one you remember off the VHS box at the video rental place of your youth.
Episode 241 - Horror Roundup, February 2022, Part 1
The boys are back on their horror nonsense with a roundup of how they spent their winter break. Spoilers, it was by watching American Horror Story Season 9, Midnight Mass, Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched, Squid Games, The Devil Below, and Superdeep. Apparently breaks are the time to watch miniseries…
Episode 240: The Empty Man (2020)
The Empty Man (2020). You definitely didn't see it in theaters, but maybe you've heard about its growing cult status (no pun intended). Come listen as J.R. and Derek discuss both the ironically fraught development and end result of this admirably fascinating yet frustrating smash-up of teen urban legend thriller, Lovecraftian cosmic noir horror, and muddled insanity.
Episode 239 - The Ruins (2008)
Imagine being writer Scott Smith. Come out of nowhere and write "A Simple Plan" and then adapt the screenplay, and everyone loves the movie. Wait 13 years, release your second novel "The Ruins," adapt the screenplay, and critics and audience . . . well, it's no "A Simple Plan." J.R. and Derek discuss The 2008 film "The Ruins," and while finding it not to be a disaster, discuss how it could have been better and how it differs from the novel.
Episode 238 - Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
J.R. and Derek analyze and cogently explain the surprisingly tight logic behind Halloween III: Season of the Witch's plot . . . nah, we are just playing, this movie is a goofy mess involving Stonehenge power cells, Halloween masks, cyborgs, magic that melts faces and conjures snakes, and a whole bunch of other nonsense. Come divulge with us.
Episode 237 - The Power (2021)
J.R., perhaps inexplicably, has wanted to the The Power (2021) for some time, attracted to the gothic imagery of a nurse holding an oil lamp, stuck in a haunted hospital during a blackout. The duo watch, and get something else… something… well, just come listen!
Episode 236 - Folk Horror 4: Beasts: Baby (1976)
The duo finish up Folk Horror month with a return to the work of Nigel Kneale with his 1976 series "Beasts" and the episode "Baby." Hysterics and bad masks aside, it's solid. Manimal isn’t the only beast in this one baby.
Episode 235 - Folk Horror 3: Without Name (2016)
What's the folk horror movie we cover? Doesn't have a name? Without Name? How will we find it? Do we want to find out, or do we just want to take psychotropic mushrooms and freak out in the woods. Or IS that the whole movie? Find out, as we discuss this lesser-known Irish folk horror film from 2016, which gives us a new appreciation of the Lorax.