We had discussed previously about how good the Taco Bell Nacho Fries were (very) but had bemoaned how there was only one standard kind. Good news, the ol’ TB has branched out and is now moving into new territory. New Buffalo Chicken territory if you will. Have they struck gold again?
Read MoreHand Washing: Not just for getting nacho cheese off your fingers
Let me make this clear up front: despite our doctorates in Nachonomics, we here at Nachonomics are no doctors for humans. You have a sick jar of nacho cheese, we got that covered, but a sick human, go see a professional. We can however say that this advice from Round Rock Texas is very useful when it comes to THE CORONAVIRUS, A.K.A. COVID-19, and general hand washing etiquette in general. Listen, nobody likes a pandemic except the makers of the board game of the same name, so wash your dang hands as though you had nacho cheese all over your fingers. That’s as much of a PSA as you’re getting from us, but be smart about this whole thing. In much the same way you come to an expert like us for your nacho advice, go to an actual virus expert, like the Center for Disease Control, rather than your crazy next door neighbor who tells you to drink pickled jalapeno brine and colloidal silver. That’s just a few shots of mezcal away from being a $16 cocktail in New York City, and the only thing that’s curing is sobriety.
Nachonomics versus Chuck versus the Nacho Sampler
No one is going to say that eating nachos with your mouth isn’t the best way to consume them, but sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes the only way you can truly reach true nacho satisfaction is to eat them with your EYES. Metaphorically eat that is, because I’m talking about viewing nacho related stuff to finish off that sweet sweet nacho craving, and no, you do not have a problem thinking this way. Today a 2010 episode of “Chuck”, Season 3, Episode 6, “Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler”.
Read More2020 Obligatory Valentine's Day Nachos
What’s that in the air? Is it love, or is it, yes, the smell of melting cheese over a pile of tortilla chips? Honestly, a lot can be said about you based on which or those options you’d care more for today. Love is great and all, no doubt about that, but is it better than the love for a good order of nachos? When is the last time “love” covered you in hot melted cheese and spicy jalapeno slices before filling you up? If the answer is anytime in the recent past, well, you’ve got yourself a keeper right there. Hold them tight and never let them go. Just like a delicious order of nachos.
It's 2020, Where's the Nacho Emoji?
Another batch of emojis will soon be hitting cellphones the world over, and once again guess what has gotten snubbed? That's right, Big Emoji has decided that while the world's greatest food was not worthy of becoming an emoji the disgusting olive was. THE OLIVE. Nobody likes olives outside of a martini, and people only like them in one because after drinking a bunch of gin you need something to get that Christmas Tree flavor out of your mouth. That's right, in Big Emoji's eyes a consumable mouthwash is a better emoji than one of the most popular dishes in the world. Shameful.
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