Have you heard of these drink-a-lot-of-booze-while-painting-at-a-restaurant events that are popular these days? I hadn’t, and then I did, and as I am a fellow with his thumb on the pulse of popular culture I had to attend. So I did. At a restaurant called Not Your Average Joe’s. And they had nachos. Kind of.

Sometimes I go to a restaurant because I hear they have great nachos. Sometimes I go because I’m hungry and a restaurant is a place where you can go to eat. Sometimes I go because of just one word, used within the context of nachos, that’s so out of left field there’s no way I CAN’T not check them out. That was the case this time. The restaurant, The Luxury Box. The word, Lettus.