An easy gag to go to when you have a website named “Nachonomics” that reviews nachos is when you are talking about any other sort of consumable that you want to briefly mention is to throw in a, “But this isn’t X-onomics...” where X is the name of the consumable. Now that you know the secret, you’ll find it especially comical when I say today’s review is of the nachos at Lagunitas Brewing, but don’t expect me to really cover the beer because this is NACHOnomics, not BEERonomics! So what mysterious non-beer related nacho mysterious does this mysterious brewery hold?
Read MoreReview: Cantina
You know me, when I’m not all about the nachos, I am all about the ponies. No, I’m no Bronie, I’m talking about the REAL ponies here: horses. And none of that fancy dancy Kentucky Derby, or Preakness Stakes, or the Belmont Stakes, no, I’m talking about Saratoga Springs, and Saratoga racing, which you may have heard about in a song from the 70’s. Yessir, I go and watch all those horses run around that track, running around… like horses… Ok, you’ve got me, I know nothing about horses or horse racing, other than what I just looked up on Wikipedia right now to write those previous sentences. Sure, I went to Saratoga Springs, but it wasn’t for horses, it was for nachos. Namely the nachos at Cantina.
Read More"Recipes from the Nachonomicon" August News!
Did you ever think you could get to a point where you could eat too many nachos? If so, boy howdy do I pity you, because I'm eating them for almost every meal getting this bad baby together! Let's take a peek at two of the meals I've been eating recently, and you will be able to eat soon:
Read MoreNachos: The Podcast
I, like I'm sure you, have been eating nachos for years, and I, like I'm sure you, love them something fierce. However my love for them was such that I started this here website in order to spread the good word about the tastiest of foods. Now, a website is all well and good, but what happens when your love of nachos is greater than what can be contained on the internet? What happens when your mouth and eyes aren't enough orifices (For the sake of argument we're calling eyes orifices when they really are just "metaphorical" orifices) to absorb nachos into your body and you need more? What if you have no eyes or a mouth, how would you get your nachos then? What if you were in some sort of horrible accident and only your ears worked?
Read MoreReview: Rainforest Cafe
FACT: Rainforests are forests characterized by the heavy amount of rainfall they receive annually, at least 66 inches. FACT: Rainforests can be either Tropical or Temperate. FACT: Tropical rainforests contain around two thirds of the planet’s biodiversity. FACT: There exists a chain of themed restaurants whose whole schtick is that they are designed to be a tropical rainforest full of animatronic forest beasts to astound and amaze. FACT: They sell a dish known as BEEF LAVA NACHOS, because if there is anything more synonymous with rainforests than “beef lava”, I don’t know what it might be.
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