Unless you've been living under a log, you know that Taco Bell is releasing their Nacho Fries today. But as Nachonomics only releases posts on the 5th/15th/25th, this means we'd miss out on a whole news cycle on nacho fry information while you were waiting, salivating, to see if you should try them. FEAR NOT. We will be having a special release TOMORROW to cover this groundbreaking nacho product news. "Why not try some for lunch and then write about them?" You ask, but don't. The answer is that with the time it takes to fully purge my body and enter my personal sensory deprivation chamber with nothing but a pack of these to fully experience them there would be no way with the 24 hour chamber time lock I'd be able to fully address them before then. Seriously, when you're looking at getting a personal deprivation chamber, the time lock is the way to go. Equally as serious, my desire to go HAM on these nacho fries. Until tomorrow.
Country music legend Charlie Daniels may be a fan of jokes and japes about a fiddle playing devil, but there’s one thing that to him is no laughing matter: Taco Bell joking about The Illuminati. In a new ad by the fast food company to promote their dollar menu, Taco Bell hypotheses that it couldn’t possibly be them responsible for such an excellently discounted menu, so it must be The Illuminati. Or the Taco Bell oriented wing of The Illuminati, known as The BELLuminati. See what they did there? Charlie Daniels however is not having any of this.Read More
Here it is, five whole days (well, 4 and 5/12ths) into 2018, and how is everyone doing? Make some New Year's resolutions? Resolve to maybe eat a little better this year? Maybe eat less nachos than in 2017 so that when you go get your yearly physical your doctor doesn't yell at you because your blood is so thick with grease and cheese? Well if you haven't already given up on dieting and eating better and living healthier and exercising more, feel free to do so now, because look at these babies! There's no cheese and there are apples, so that's healthy right? The only person you'd be lying to is yourself if you had some... could you live with that?
While you're all off enjoying the family events and probably having the day off, we here at Nachonomics would like to extend an extra special holiday gift to you in the form of what will undoubtedly be a new timeless Christmas classic you can tell your children, and them their children, and so on. So with the Merriest of Christmases, and Happiest of Crimbos, we present you our timeless nacho classic "T'was The Nacho Before Christmas".
Oh no, it's the 15th, and you haven't gotten the nacho lover in your life any sweet ass nacho gifts this year because you thought you were so cool and were going to buy everything way ahead of time, but then life got in the way and you forgot all about it and now there are just barely 9 shopping days left until the big day and you don't know what to do and you're worried your nacho lover will hate you forever because you didn't get them anything and they'll become instead your nacho hater because you are some kind of horrible monster who knew that Christmas was a thing that happens the same time every year and yet you still forgot the one thing that defines them, i.e. nachos, and you might as well just give up on life forever! Don't give up on life, check out our yearly guide of awesome nacho stuff you can still get to avoid alienation and horrible monstertude.Read More